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Chip Skylark - My Shiny Teeth and Me
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My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark

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I envy people who can dance like this.

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  • waitress: what would you like to drink
  • me: the blood of my enemies
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  • waitress: is pepsi okay?
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  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday
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what the fuck am i still doing on this website 

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